I'M SO GLAD i thought i'd have to start at square one and get the books out on puns and everything because if you guess this one right you win a prize actually even if you guess it wrong you win a prize the prize is something amaaaaaazing! :D
[She might or might not be outside on his lawn, tossing small stones into the air, deciding whether or not she needs to throw em at his window to catch his attention]
Why not? Are you in the middle of something exciting? Since it's you I'm gonna guess you're just sitting in there scowling at something tech-y. Why not get some fresh air?
[Completely unfazed....and also--] I'm still waiting on that pun~
Why not, sour puss? Surely it wouldn't be too much trouble for a big brain like you. Think of it as exercise! And then when we go out and play you'll have your full dose of exercise~
[She leans in as if this is some big conspiracy.] I'll give you a hint.
Adult kids with love for bunnies and lots of holes need exercise too!
[She plants her hands on her hips and huffs, a pout worming its way across her face]
Fine, I'll tell you anyway and pray puns will rub off on you. To sneak around in the tall grass! That's why. Tch. Clearly you need exercise if this is your reaction to these things.
[Now she throws her hands up in the air and groans] You are such a smart ass! Healthy grass is mostly green, unless it's been messed with for Easter holiday play or something. Let's leave it at that.
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She cocks an eyebrow at him]
Does there have to be a reason other than let's go out and play and do something instead of be boring instead and become too acquainted with basements? Obviously there's some sort of other answer you're looking for. Have always been looking for.
[An even louder groan rips through her and seriously, how are her eyes not rolling out out her head. She even goes as far as to slam her hands onto the windowsill]
Listen here! I'm not bored, I'm simply biding my time. Ladies don't get bored, they just go through moments of dullness. I want to see and spend time with my stubborn pain in the ass friend Noiz! The end. So get whatever weird suspicions you've got swirling away in there out of your head and come play with me. There's so much energy to waste, automatically thinking the worst.
[ Rolling his eyes, both at the criticism of his manners, and at the grin she's sporting there. She's making some progress with him, so who knows, but for now... ]
No. Get moving.
[ No... no working on manners or no playing? He doesn't seem to want to clarify. ]
[She knows he'll ignore it but Rahzel holds her hand out anyway]
Sir, yes sir! Let's go to the park or something, get some of that fresh air in the lungs. Maybe we'll run into a rag tag of teenagers being dumb and angering ghosts.
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hey hole-kun
hey
why do elephants wear green sneakers?
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do elephants
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green
sneakers?
thats how jokes go, y'know~
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Why are you trying to tell me one?
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because if you guess this one right you win a prize
actually even if you guess it wrong you win a prize
the prize is something amaaaaaazing! :D
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your fantabulous prize awaits
also the punchline to the joke awaits
noiz, have you looked out your window lately?
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What did you do?
[ He might be going to peek out it now. ]
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also do you have a guess for the punchline??
[She might or might not be outside on his lawn, tossing small stones into the air, deciding whether or not she needs to throw em at his window to catch his attention]
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What are you doing?
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Good evening, kind sir! It's time for an adventure~ By the way, did you figure out the pun yet? Sharp bunny like you should get it in no time.
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[ Completely ignoring that question... ]
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[Completely unfazed....and also--] I'm still waiting on that pun~
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I'm not answering your joke either.
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[She leans in as if this is some big conspiracy.] I'll give you a hint.
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[She plants her hands on her hips and huffs, a pout worming its way across her face]
Fine, I'll tell you anyway and pray puns will rub off on you. To sneak around in the tall grass! That's why. Tch. Clearly you need exercise if this is your reaction to these things.
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[ Just gonna point that out to be annoying. And a short pause after saying that before adding in. ]
What's the real reason behind all of this?
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[Dick
She cocks an eyebrow at him]
Does there have to be a reason other than let's go out and play and do something instead of be boring instead and become too acquainted with basements? Obviously there's some sort of other answer you're looking for. Have always been looking for.
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You're bored. I see.
[ He's just momentary entertainment for her. That he can get. ]
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Listen here! I'm not bored, I'm simply biding my time. Ladies don't get bored, they just go through moments of dullness. I want to see and spend time with my stubborn pain in the ass friend Noiz! The end. So get whatever weird suspicions you've got swirling away in there out of your head and come play with me. There's so much energy to waste, automatically thinking the worst.
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As far as he knows he's figured it out, and that's good enough for him. ]
Move.
[ Which is his rude way of saying he's about to crawl out the window so she might not want to keep standing there.
Use a door? PSSH. As if. ]
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The next thing we're gonna work on is saying please and thank you. For now, we play.
[No she can't stop the triumphant grin spreading across her face]
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No. Get moving.
[ No... no working on manners or no playing? He doesn't seem to want to clarify. ]
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Sir, yes sir! Let's go to the park or something, get some of that fresh air in the lungs. Maybe we'll run into a rag tag of teenagers being dumb and angering ghosts.
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