Why not? Are you in the middle of something exciting? Since it's you I'm gonna guess you're just sitting in there scowling at something tech-y. Why not get some fresh air?
[Completely unfazed....and also--] I'm still waiting on that pun~
Why not, sour puss? Surely it wouldn't be too much trouble for a big brain like you. Think of it as exercise! And then when we go out and play you'll have your full dose of exercise~
[She leans in as if this is some big conspiracy.] I'll give you a hint.
Adult kids with love for bunnies and lots of holes need exercise too!
[She plants her hands on her hips and huffs, a pout worming its way across her face]
Fine, I'll tell you anyway and pray puns will rub off on you. To sneak around in the tall grass! That's why. Tch. Clearly you need exercise if this is your reaction to these things.
[Now she throws her hands up in the air and groans] You are such a smart ass! Healthy grass is mostly green, unless it's been messed with for Easter holiday play or something. Let's leave it at that.
[Dick
She cocks an eyebrow at him]
Does there have to be a reason other than let's go out and play and do something instead of be boring instead and become too acquainted with basements? Obviously there's some sort of other answer you're looking for. Have always been looking for.
[An even louder groan rips through her and seriously, how are her eyes not rolling out out her head. She even goes as far as to slam her hands onto the windowsill]
Listen here! I'm not bored, I'm simply biding my time. Ladies don't get bored, they just go through moments of dullness. I want to see and spend time with my stubborn pain in the ass friend Noiz! The end. So get whatever weird suspicions you've got swirling away in there out of your head and come play with me. There's so much energy to waste, automatically thinking the worst.
[ Rolling his eyes, both at the criticism of his manners, and at the grin she's sporting there. She's making some progress with him, so who knows, but for now... ]
No. Get moving.
[ No... no working on manners or no playing? He doesn't seem to want to clarify. ]
[She knows he'll ignore it but Rahzel holds her hand out anyway]
Sir, yes sir! Let's go to the park or something, get some of that fresh air in the lungs. Maybe we'll run into a rag tag of teenagers being dumb and angering ghosts.
Or ghouls or vampires or sometimes swamp people? You know, they're just cruising along in their crappy but tricked out van and all of a sudden the leader's ascot shivers because it senses a mystery. So when they start to investigate naturally the ghosts or whatever get pissed, right?
[He can, once again, always count on a crazy explanation as they walk along this lonely road]
[ Narrowing his eyes. He's never seen what she's referencing here, but considering how oddly specific it is he's 99% sure it's another moment of her just making things up for the heck of it. ]
Hm.
[ Not a lot of response to that, but it's a skeptical hm, the sort you'd give when you're basically saying "you're full of bullshit and we both know it." ]
[She recognizes this sound as his 'bullshit suspicion ping' noise. So she raises an eyebrow at him in return, solemn faced]
You didn't just spend all your times with that game, did you? Surely you've seen the odd horror movie here and there. The ascots are the only reason some of them make it out alive until five seconds before the credits roll.
[This girl actually clucks her tongue like tch, you poor boy, you sad boy, the classics stolen from your pixel loving heart! She's even shaking her head.]
Yup, one more thing added to the list of things we're going to introduce you to! The ascot is a dying breed. It's underestimated these days which is pretty sad...probably why most of these movies end with everyone dying. What horror movies did you see?
[ He actually has to stop and think about that for a moment. What horror movies had he seen? One about a murderer who had been completely human, another involving a monster of some sort, and then one about an evil spirit. ]
[She nods slowly; sounds about right. He seems the type to just sit and watch and pout- er, not spend too much time on the details if they don't interest him too much.]
No surprise here, a lot of the stuff is pretty generic. Like Sharknado, can you believe that? Ghost Shark was an absolute disgrace. Did any of those movies you watched involve sharks?
[ He actually stops to think about it. Neither of those titles sound like things he's watched before. He's seen things with sharks, or at least he's fairly certain he's seen a movie with a shark in it before, but not as the main plot point. ]
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Good evening, kind sir! It's time for an adventure~ By the way, did you figure out the pun yet? Sharp bunny like you should get it in no time.
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[ Completely ignoring that question... ]
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[Completely unfazed....and also--] I'm still waiting on that pun~
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I'm not answering your joke either.
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[She leans in as if this is some big conspiracy.] I'll give you a hint.
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[She plants her hands on her hips and huffs, a pout worming its way across her face]
Fine, I'll tell you anyway and pray puns will rub off on you. To sneak around in the tall grass! That's why. Tch. Clearly you need exercise if this is your reaction to these things.
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[ Just gonna point that out to be annoying. And a short pause after saying that before adding in. ]
What's the real reason behind all of this?
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[Dick
She cocks an eyebrow at him]
Does there have to be a reason other than let's go out and play and do something instead of be boring instead and become too acquainted with basements? Obviously there's some sort of other answer you're looking for. Have always been looking for.
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You're bored. I see.
[ He's just momentary entertainment for her. That he can get. ]
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Listen here! I'm not bored, I'm simply biding my time. Ladies don't get bored, they just go through moments of dullness. I want to see and spend time with my stubborn pain in the ass friend Noiz! The end. So get whatever weird suspicions you've got swirling away in there out of your head and come play with me. There's so much energy to waste, automatically thinking the worst.
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As far as he knows he's figured it out, and that's good enough for him. ]
Move.
[ Which is his rude way of saying he's about to crawl out the window so she might not want to keep standing there.
Use a door? PSSH. As if. ]
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The next thing we're gonna work on is saying please and thank you. For now, we play.
[No she can't stop the triumphant grin spreading across her face]
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No. Get moving.
[ No... no working on manners or no playing? He doesn't seem to want to clarify. ]
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Sir, yes sir! Let's go to the park or something, get some of that fresh air in the lungs. Maybe we'll run into a rag tag of teenagers being dumb and angering ghosts.
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Angering ghosts?
[ She likes talking, maybe she'll expand on what she means by that. ]
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Or ghouls or vampires or sometimes swamp people? You know, they're just cruising along in their crappy but tricked out van and all of a sudden the leader's ascot shivers because it senses a mystery. So when they start to investigate naturally the ghosts or whatever get pissed, right?
[He can, once again, always count on a crazy explanation as they walk along this lonely road]
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Hm.
[ Not a lot of response to that, but it's a skeptical hm, the sort you'd give when you're basically saying "you're full of bullshit and we both know it." ]
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You didn't just spend all your times with that game, did you? Surely you've seen the odd horror movie here and there. The ascots are the only reason some of them make it out alive until five seconds before the credits roll.
[This boy doesn't need Jesus, he needs Scooby]
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[ It's true. He honestly hasn't seen that many horror movies at all, but he has spent some time watching movies in the past. ]
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Yup, one more thing added to the list of things we're going to introduce you to! The ascot is a dying breed. It's underestimated these days which is pretty sad...probably why most of these movies end with everyone dying. What horror movies did you see?
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I don't remember the titles.
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No surprise here, a lot of the stuff is pretty generic. Like Sharknado, can you believe that? Ghost Shark was an absolute disgrace. Did any of those movies you watched involve sharks?
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Not really, no.
[ He's not sure why he's bothering to answer. ]